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10:10 pm
11/7/06

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celebrity spotting!
Down at Transfiguration Today, the staff were very excited today by the unannounced visit of that most majestic of witches, Ethel Twindlebroom!!

Mollie, Deputy Admin, having only recently returned from her spell in St Mungos, had only just brewed up some tea and popped some pumpkin pasties over the fire, when Belle, the Administrator, nearly jinxed Mollie in her excitement at seeing her old friend Ethel.

Many in the wizarding world were too young when Ethel was in her heyday - she was such a successful singer on the Wizarding Wireless Network, that she had her own fan club which employed at least 50 owls to cope with her fan mail.

She and Belle had been at school together and she was coming to see her old friend, having heard how successful Belle was with her venture at Transfiguration Today.

During their conversation, Ethel reminded Belle of the time they were at Hogwarts together and they had formed their own band called the Shifty Shufflers, and how they had to disband soon after following their drummer disappearing in a puff of smoke during their rendition of Smoke Gets In Your Eyes "or was it Burn Baby Burn?" asked Ethel...

Don't miss tomorrow's edition when there will be a full colour supplement with the words and music of Ethel's greatest hits FREE!!
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10:03 pm
10/20/06

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Morton's Magical Fair
Morton's Magical Fair will be coming to Diagon Alley on Tuesday. There will be all sorts of wonderful stalls and rides to entertain us. Some of these are:-

Seer Sally's Crystall Ball and Palm Reading

Dodge the Dragons and Charm the Gryffin (last years winner was recently released from St Mungos and promising to take part this year!)

Quaint Muggle rides for children.

There will of course be extra protection laid on from the Ministry of Magic. All tickets are 2 Galleons each.

We are 10 tickets to give away to our lucky readers. If you want to win, simply send an owl to http://www.transfigurationtoday.com/

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02:23 pm
10/14/06

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Transfiguration Today
If you want to be a member of Transfiguration Today, follow the link to http://www.transfigurationtoday.com/
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07:48 pm
10/12/06

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Update from St Mungos
We have had an update on Mollie's condition at St Mungos!!

We are told that she has been seen by Healer Rumptoff who has stated, quite categorically, that she is not in the Ward for the Terminally Bewildered, as had been scandalously reported by other less reputable publications, but was indeed alive and well in the Ward for the Slightly Feeble But Not Bad. She is reported to have fed heartily on cauldron cakes and pumpkin juice this evening, and is looking forward to returning to work at Transfiguration Today by the weekend.

We have been promised an exclusive interview with Healer Rumptoff next week which should reveal his week with Mollie, and whether he too will then be needing to be booked into the Ward for Mildly Insane Healers.
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08:13 pm
10/11/06

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Halloween is almost upon us!
Hello my fellow witches and wizards.

Halloween is almost upon us and here at The Quibbler we will be having a Halloween Ball to mark the occasion.

Invites to all our subscription readers will be going out in the Owl post in the next few days. So get your best robes on to party the night away with Humphrey Horckle and the Howlers.

We also have the world famous Vampire - Sir Frederick Von Der Vat coming to talk about his latest book "How I lived without Blood for a Year!"



On another matteer, our sister magazing Transfiguration Today are still in battle with things starting to get nasty. Mollie Weasley, Head of the Order of the Pheonix has been taken to St Mungos suffering from a mysterious illness. Staff at the Transfiguration Today magazine swore they saw her with Belle moments before she took ill.

"Belle looked really shifty, like she was up to something" said one younger reporter Hermione13.

We'll bring you more on Mollie's conditon later.
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04:47 pm
7/8/06

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Transfiguration Today
Our friends over at the weekly Witch and Wizard magazine - Transfiguration Today are in turmoil after it was revealed that both the staff and their readers are in battle. It has come at a time when tensions are running high and loyalties have been divided between the Editor Belle and her Deputy Editor Mollie.

It is no secret that Belle has been acting strange recently whilst the every loyal and caring Mollie grew increasingly concerned about her friend - until she found out her friend had plotted to kill her and is actually a Death Eater.

Readers of the prize winning mag are up in arms and are actually battling each other over who they think will win. One readers comments are below:-

"Belle has always been nice to me. Its true she did call Mollie a mudblood lover in front of people but I'm sure she was just joking. Afterall, she has a muggleborn in her family. Although she did suddenly disapear come to think of it."

Can the magazine pull its Editors back together? Find out at http://www.transfigurationtoday.com
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08:10 pm
7/5/06

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Winnie Wysteria of Wysteria Wizarding Wands, Podmore Alley is holding a sale this week, to sell of old stock.

Although Mrs Wysteria claims "its certainly not because I'm going into hiding in case You Know Who Gets me". The Quibbler has it on good authority that Winnie Wysteria has emptying her vault and has been seen buying Protection Shields from the Weasley Twins in Diagon Alley. "Everyone's buying them, we all want to keep safe" replied Mrs Wysteria when confronted by our roving reporter Clive Sturgis. Perhaps Mrs Wysteria doesn't know that You Know Who and his sidekick Serverus Snape (formerly Potions Master at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry) are both currently on holiday in the Seychelles to work on their tans.
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07:51 pm
7/5/06

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First Edition
Welcome to the first ever edition of the Quibbler. We are here to bring you news on what is REALLY going on in the Wizarding World, no matter how many death threats we get from Rufus Scrimgeour to do otherwise!

With interviews from the Boy Who Lived and how he is coping with being The Chosen One and how Butterwapsings helped him out in the Ministry of Magic.

We will also be going to Hungary where the Dipple Lugger is believed to have set up home.

Finally, for those of you in the know we can reveal that Dumbledore, the Headmaster of Hogwarts is STILL alive and did not die. Read P46 on how he is being kept alive by fairies and giants.
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